Stamford Bridge
ME
MRS SHEVA
MRS KAKA
MRS LAMPARD
MRS BALLACK
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As the chinese saying goes, a good beginning is half way to success. And its safe to say tt Chelsea has enjoyed a wonderful start to e season by finishing top of e barclays premier league table at e end of december. But where did this imperious form come frm? Certainly not nowhere. If u could recall, pre-season in fact was absolutely terrific. A string of 4 wins in America meant we head back to stamford bridge wif a 2009 World Football Challenge trophy. Our first out of many more? Definitely.
As always, the community shield will curtail e start of e new football season n its not surprising to see Chelsea lock horns wif manu in wembley AGAIN. how i hate evil devils. Anw, nani scored in e 10th min to send poor old alexi n his troops crazy. A great start? I beg to differ, to me, its called a fluke. And boy was i right. Carvalho equalised halfway thru to level e score, heading in e ball after sum mistake frm e gkper hu i tink was ben foster. Now i say, has e game truly started. Frank Lampard, our all-time star performer, scored later on as benny n his bunny could only watch on in horror. Much to e displeasure of manu, e ref did not disallow tt goal. 3 cheers for him! You see, Ballack was accused of injuring evra b4 e ball landed so nicely in front of Lampard hu then converted to giv us e lead. So was he really guilty? The devils certainly think so. To me it doesnt make a difference. I cant see wad made alex (definitely not our no33) n almost e whole manu squad so furious. Even if evra was not on e ground where he always is, i doubt he will be able to wrestle e ball back frm Ballack. So admit it losers, we DESERVE to lead whether or not he gets shot.
It looked like we were in for an easy win when sth out of e blue happened. Apparently a looney was out on e loose after he reportedly escaped frm sum mental hospital. It was said he saw his gd frens (the team in red) on tv (i know, im shocked too) n wantd to join dem as dey try to conquer e pit hole. oops i mean defeat Chelsea (its making me mental too). At e 90th min it was 2-2 wif no extra time given cuz e request frm e mental hospital was tt e game had to end quickly so tt e looney could be recaptured w/o alerting ev1 hu probably comprise of half e world out dere. Now u noe e truth.
Ok so it was time for e penalty shootout wich is hated among Chelsea fans. A chance to exact revenge on e team tt so cruelly deny us our 1st Champions League trophy in 07/08. A jittery moment for all Chelsea fans started wif Chelsea drawing 1st blood. Lampard, always so brave n cool, slammed in e 1st spot-kick leaving ben foster no chance at all. 1-0 to Chelsea! Grumpy giggly (i noe its ironic) was next n as he tried to scowl his way into goal, Cech the great was dere. All scowls n no action make grumpy a rather dull boy. How true indeed. Ballack, who if u remembered scored a penalty agnst manu some time back, then successfully converted our 2nd spot-kick wif as much ease as u would expect frm an old man snoring. If u had done ur research, u would realise he didn even flinch. 2-0 to Chelsea! ok carrick scored. bohhhring. 2-1.
Next up was drogba who had a point to prove after tt strange red card he received agnst manu not long ago. He certainly did right as another goal in gave Chelsea a 3-1 lead. Stop wondering where ben is, im trying to locate him too hahahaha. So for e 1st time since i dunno when, e pressure was off Chelsea halfway thru e shootout. Then went evra hu apparently created his own rules of e game. According to him, u haf to hit e keeper to score a point. So he went, bam cech, n almost cheered if not for e fact tt dere was a blue eruption arnd him. Poor eehvra, he probably thought he was colour blind! 3-1 to Chelsea n a community shield trophy staring at us right in e face! Up came Deco who then got chased away by e ref (after quick investigations, he turned out to be looney's gd fren) who foolishly thought tt Kalou wouldn noe how to score. He was proved wrong as Kalou netted in e winner (4-1) for us and gave us our 2nd trophy of 09/10 (pre-season is counted). Didnt i tell u it wont be long b4 we get another one? Be a true blue n be proud of it.
